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Posted on 1st Oct at 3:12 AM, with 58,210 notes

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:09 AM, with 223,537 notes
fydollapenisho:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.
So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women. 

fydollapenisho:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.

So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women. 

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:04 AM, with 258,248 notes
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
Posted on 29th Sep at 9:32 PM, with 124,270 notes

myheadfeelslikeafrisbee:

lrn2kawaii HAHAHA PLS WATCH THIS

Posted on 29th Sep at 9:31 PM, with 255,099 notes

myheadfeelslikeafrisbee:

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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